“Have I turned vegetarian? No. Did I not wash my hair for a week? Well… yes, that’s true… Do I not iron my clothes? Well – no – I don’t do that either… Shit – well – this little exercise isn’t really going the way I planned…”
Posts Tagged ‘dating’
Missing: My Sex Drive
Posted by James Findlay on May 7th, 2010
“I’ve stopped watching porn, and I’ve only jerked off ONCE! [Mind you, this does not count the times other people have done it for me… hey hey – wink wink]“
If in doubt – GET OUT! Signs you know it’s over.
Posted by James Findlay on March 25th, 2010
I love spooning. Like – you have no idea how much I love it. I’m putting it right next to roast lamb and the Google Map application on the iPhone.
Welcome: Insecurities
Posted by James Findlay on February 2nd, 2010
GOD – reading about Jennifer Aniston’s love life makes you never want to date again! Oh Jen, how can one person have so much bad luck?
Posted in Relationships 
Tags: dating, gay, insecurities, Jennifer Aniston, relationships 
1 Comment »I’m just not that into you…
Posted by James Findlay on January 23rd, 2010
“For me, a first date postpone is pretty much a first date cancel. Unless of course there is a DAMN good excuse to miss the opportunity to have my company… and I’m talking like, there’s a death in the family”
That’s a deal-breaker, Ladies!
Posted by James Findlay on December 13th, 2009
“I thought the only people who loved Mel and Kochie that much were our ‘friends’ out in Caroline Springs”
Posted in Relationships Tags: Crown Casino, dating, deal breaker, relationships, Sunrise 18 Comments »Can you REALLY be Friends with your Ex?
Posted by James Findlay on December 2nd, 2009
“My longest relationship lasted three months, sure, not that long. I’m not friends with him anymore. Why? Cause the only thing we have in common is the fact we dated!”
Posted in Relationships Tags: dating, ex boyfriend, friends with your ex, relationships 16 Comments »New Dumping Craze!
Posted by James Findlay on October 28th, 2009
“The thing is though, if my friend hadn’t got the SAME message from multiple guys, she probably wouldn’t be thinking about it. Let’s hope she doesn’t start every coming date with “… I DON’T WANT TO MARRY YOU!””
Dating: Exit Stage Left!
Posted by James Findlay on September 23rd, 2009
“One date has even said to me “Oh, I am a serial dater! I go on dates like, three times a week!” Oh really!? Three times a week? So – he hasn’t found the right person, or he’s just a really shit first date? Probably the latter, as I didn’t want to see him again”
Oh, I s’pose I better put out now…
Posted by jamesfindlay on August 5th, 2009
“THIS time turning up with a bottle of gin, tonic, lime, a bunch of flowers AND treats for the dog I was dog-sitting, followed by a dinner and drinks at a vodka bar… I didn’t pay for a thing… Sure, you’re probably thinking “That sounds great!”… Well, I was thinking “Well, I’d better put out after all this…”.”
