That's a Bit Gay!

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I think it’s fair to say technology has made a lot of our lives easier. Sure, the internet has a lifetime of amateur porn to watch, but new technology is helping us even to the extent of getting us laid. Now, I’m not new to this concept. Hell – it helped me come out! There’s only so much underwear packets you can jerk-off to. But recently, I got an iPhone, and heaven behold! There’s a gay finder on that too!

Download this app to find there are more gays in your area than you thought! One of them could even be your neighbour – especially when the application tells you exactly how far away they are – in MILES AND FEET! As I write this, I find the closest gay to me is just under 500 feet away! Now, that’s nearly as scary as it is convenient!

Not only can you get an estimate of how close these people are, but then you can chat to them, send them pictures – AND EVEN SEND A MAP OF YOUR EXACT LOCATION! I’m not joking! God love the iPhone.

Using technology to hook up does have its disadvantages though. There has been a couple of times where I’ve found what you see is not particularly what you get. Of course people send you the best pics they have of themselves, but when you turn up on their door, they’re not necessarily looking their best. However, you have made effort to get there – you may as well go through with getting off.

It also helps out when you get home from a night out, and still horny. Just log onto the net, and find someone who is the same! However, recently, this plan kinda went a bit wrong.

I knew I was ready to pass out, so I told this guy to hurry…. And he did… just not quick enough… I woke up an hour and a bit later to find myself fully clothed with all the lights on, and my phone in hand with two messages saying “I’m here!” and “have you already passed out?!”. Whoops! I felt TERRIBLE! If I’d gone to someone guys house to find they’d passed out in the interim, I’d be fucking ROPABLE!

Until next week, stay awake, and get laid.