That's a Bit Gay!

"Les Bieber"

I have been told if I surround myself with enough lesbians that I will eventually turn into one. Well, after describing what I’ve been up to in the past week to one of my lesbian workmates – it seems my transformation is complete…  And I didn’t even notice…

So what does this mean? How can I suddenly turn into a lesbian? Have I turned vegetarian? No. Did I not wash my hair for a week? Well… yes, that’s true… Do I not iron my clothes? Well – no – I don’t do that either… Shit – well – this little exercise isn’t really going the way I planned… So I’ll move on to the point…

I’ve been spending more time with a guy I met just over a week ago – than ANY of my friends – and even my bloody housemates… Yeah – just hand me that double pass to Tegan and Sara… Thanks.

It kinda goes like this:
•    Saturday: Meet – spend the night together spooning
•    Tuesday: Dinner date – spend the night together spooning
•    Friday: Meet up after being with friends – spend the whole night talking about our FEELINGS – spend the night together spooning.
•    Sunday: he comes around – with a hot drink, hangs out while I work, have lunch – spoon – NAP! – he goes home…

YES! You are reading this correctly! We’re spending all our time hanging out in bed, spooning and talking about our feelings… Apparently all we need is scented candles and long baths and I’d be one step closer to moving to Northcote to live with my ex girlfriend, her organic vege patch, and her pet dog.

It seems this is not only happening to me though. Talking to a mate, he revealed he’s been “chilling” with a guy for 3-4 weeks doing the same thing! Spooning and what not – and no sex! Just when I thought I was the only one – seems like its common. “I just really like spending time with him” he says, but continues to say he doesn’t want to talk about direction and where the “chilling” is going. Déjà vu? Seems like someone is just avoiding the situation by using the word “chilling”…

But hey – I spose there’s nothing wrong with this ‘spending time together’ without the sex, is there? After all – we all like something to keep us warm in this freezing weather…