"Zzzzzzz"
It has only occurred to me in the last couple of days that I can’t actually remember the last time I had sex. Now, according to Sex and the City, that means it has been WAY too long. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve kissed a couple of boys and got my fair share of attention, but in terms of penetrative sex – zero. But should I be worried about this?
It’s not as if I’ve purposely stopped having sex, I just can’t be bothered. I don’t even feel like it. I’ve even stopped logging on to Manhunt and Grindr – cause I can’t even be bothered TALKING to people who want to have sex. I’ve stopped watching porn, and I’ve only jerked off ONCE! [Mind you, this does not count the times other people have done it for me… hey hey – wink wink]
Does this mean I’m turning into a straight guy? No wait – they always WANT to have sex, but just never have the opportunity… Scrap that thought…
So after consulting Google on this topic, I found a couple of things… mainly telling me I need to take some herbs and testosterone to get myself back to ‘normal’ – what a load of shit. I’ll be back on the horse soon [so to speak]…
But I DID find this:
“My boyfriend has a long history of low libido but when we do have sex his body stills responds – he gets aroused, seems to enjoy the moment and ejaculates. My greatest fear though is that he is only having sex for my sake – that though his body responds, in his mind he is just “going through the motions”.
Honey – sounds like he’s just not that into you, or his a complete dud root.
Anyway, back to me… I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about… and hey – perhaps this is a good thing? Perhaps it means I need a steady man? Perhaps I’m just over sex?
Perhaps I’m deluded.
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