That's a Bit Gay!

Triangle of Compatibility

Apparently we can’t have everything. My Auntie however has always questioned this concept with the simple “WHY NOT?!”… and you know what – why the fuck not?! But when it comes to dating and relationships, is it really possible to have everything? And if we DO find everything, does that mean we’ve possibly found Mr Right?

After some serious thinking, I came up with this Triangle of Compatibility. The rule being, you can only usually get two out of the three [god forbid you only get one…], but if you get the three – you hit the jackpot. The triangle is simple. In one corner you have good in bed, attractiveness, and personality in the other.

Combination definitions:
•    Attractive and good in bed: we all know the majority of these people don’t have personalities.
•   Attractive and compatible personality: these people are usually not good in bed BECAUSE THEY DON’T NEED TO BE! [well they don’t think so anyway]
•    Compatible personality and good in bed: unfortunately looks usually lack in this department, but sometimes the personality can overpower the looks and can become a complete triangle [apparently]…

So there we go – who would have thought categorising and judging people would be so easy?! It’s sad, but unfortunately, it’s kinda true.

Of course there are flaws – all theories do. For example, it does not take into consideration commitment-phobes and people in relationships [though these both could come under the personality category].

Bless my housemate who confessed after I put this theory to him, “man, I think you might be on to something here… but I have really don’t have the experience to comment properly on this…”

What do you think? As ridiculous as it sounds, is it a sad reality? Mind you, if anyone finds someone who matches all three – give them my number please.