Archive for May, 2010

Not the End, Just a New Direction

I’m not going anywhere, I’m just going in a new direction, and I hope to see you there with me.

So, Now I’m a Lesbian!

“Have I turned vegetarian? No. Did I not wash my hair for a week? Well… yes, that’s true… Do I not iron my clothes? Well – no – I don’t do that either… Shit – well – this little exercise isn’t really going the way I planned…”

Missing: My Sex Drive

“I’ve stopped watching porn, and I’ve only jerked off ONCE! [Mind you, this does not count the times other people have done it for me… hey hey – wink wink]“