“Wait?! I think this man MAY have confused the definition of ‘fair’, because last time I heard a definition, Lily Allen told me ‘not fair’ meant sleeping with someone with a small dick who cums too quickly AND doesn’t finish you off!? Maybe I should have updated him…”
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If It’s Not On, Then Fuck Off!
Posted by jamesfindlay on November 11th, 2009
“…If I couldn’t trust him to simply keep a condom on, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t trust him as far as I could kick him. Hell – I didn’t know where this guy had been!?”
That shit is REALLY funky!
Posted by jamesfindlay on November 7th, 2009
“After a second go, and nearly throwing up all over his dick, I said, “That’s enough!” and reached for the juice on my bedside table [ironically, being pineapple].”
