“Not only can you get an estimate of how close these people are, but then you can chat to them, send them pictures – AND EVEN SEND A MAP OF YOUR EXACT LOCATION! I’m not joking! God love the iPhone.”
Archive for September, 2009
Dating: Exit Stage Left!
Posted by James Findlay on September 23rd, 2009
“One date has even said to me “Oh, I am a serial dater! I go on dates like, three times a week!” Oh really!? Three times a week? So – he hasn’t found the right person, or he’s just a really shit first date? Probably the latter, as I didn’t want to see him again”
Mr Right – Foe, Best Friend or Fake?!
Posted by James Findlay on September 16th, 2009
“Everyone loves a “my dating life is worse than yours” contest”
Toys Toys Toys
Posted by jamesfindlay on September 9th, 2009
“One of the toys I’d been given, which was boasting the tagline “indestructible anal tool”, was something that freaked out my friends when I showed them. To be fair to the tagline though – who wants something coming to pieces while up your arse?”
Personality to Sex Translation
Posted by James Findlay on September 3rd, 2009
I’d never seen anything like it. “Ok, so I’ve got to be at work at 8, which means I have to be at home to have a shower and get ready… so, 45 mins… makes it 715… taxi there… half hour… 645… time for a sleep… one hour… alright, so we have an hour to do this, let’s get going…”
Posted in Relationships, Sex 
Tags: anal annie, fingers, mechanical sex, personality sex 
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