“Someone sends a text at 11.30pm saying “what are you doing?” and the other sends one back saying “see you in half an hour” – it’s perfect”
Archive for July, 2009
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Platonic Problems
Posted by James Findlay on July 22nd, 2009
“I believe spooning would be ok if we were sleeping in the same bed – as long as underwear or other clothing is worn. We all like platonic spooning, right?”
Does Size Matter?
Posted by jamesfindlay on July 16th, 2009
“What we tend to forget is – no one likes a 20 inch cock. Seriously! Sure, it’s fun to play with, but there is no way we want that being shoved up you – unless you’re a sucker for punishment [right ladies? Right!]“
First Date Fucking
Posted by James Findlay on July 8th, 2009
“… you don’t want to go on dating without fucking – WHAT IF THEY’RE TERRIBLE?! Nightmare! Imagine that!”
The Games We Play
Posted by James Findlay on July 6th, 2009
“Although we all complain about these games, why do we keep playing them? Do we need them? And when do we call “Game Over!”?”
