“Have I turned vegetarian? No. Did I not wash my hair for a week? Well… yes, that’s true… Do I not iron my clothes? Well – no – I don’t do that either… Shit – well – this little exercise isn’t really going the way I planned…”
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
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Missing: My Sex Drive
Posted by James Findlay on May 7th, 2010
“I’ve stopped watching porn, and I’ve only jerked off ONCE! [Mind you, this does not count the times other people have done it for me… hey hey – wink wink]“
“Thanks, but no thanks…” I’m not an escort
Posted by James Findlay on April 14th, 2010
“There was one time when I was only just exploring my sexuality that I was offered $800 just to meet with a guy in a hotel lobby… Thing was though, I also had to be blindfolded when in his room…”
How to Know You’re Having Bad Sex
Posted by James Findlay on April 7th, 2010
I’ve once asked a boy to pass me a glass of water while he fucking me… to which he was quite surprised. “No – don’t get out! Stay in, and just reach over for the glass for me… yeah – thanks… ok – keep going…” Obviously my mind was elsewhere…
Personal Grooming – Gone Wrong…!
Posted by James Findlay on March 4th, 2010
…However, while feeling pretty damn good about myself in the process, I also got a little too excited and well, decided to grab out the razor…
Hold That Orgasm! *Straight Men – LISTEN UP!*
Posted by James Findlay on February 18th, 2010
Apparently, straight men aren’t as bad in bed as they’re made out to be. APPARENTLY straight women are HOLDING THEIR ORGASM!
“Bang Bang Bang, On The Wall” – My Poor Housemates
Posted by James Findlay on January 10th, 2010
“I was more embarrassed the last thing they heard was “oh yeah, I’m about to cum”…”
Like A Virgin
Posted by jamesfindlay on December 29th, 2009
“This particular young man turned out to be 28 years old and a virgin. Far OUT – what’s that in GAY years!”
The Convenience of Porn
Posted by jamesfindlay on December 17th, 2009
“Whether it’s first thing when you wake up in the morning, or late at night when you’re trying to get to sleep, you know the one thing that will be there for you will be porn.”
Find me on iTunes
Posted by James Findlay on December 6th, 2009
Some of you might know that I’m a co-host on Hide and Seek on JOY 94.9 in Melbourne.
All the free podcasts are available off iTunes – CLICK HERE to be directed to the iTunes store.
Happy Listening!
